So you've probably heard about that serbian war criminal that got caught recently, livin under a new identity. He had made himself into an alternate medicine healer. Check this out:

The revelation that has transfixed Serbia is that while supposedly on the run he enjoyed a close bond with Mila Cicak, an attractive 53-year-old divorcee who lives in an apartment with her university-age son in the Zemun neighbourhood of Belgrade. 

Certainly her association with alternative medicine is working; she looks a decade younger than her years. Cicak is coy about how they met and denies allegations in Serbian newspapers that they were having an affair. Kosa Maksimovic, a neighbour who knows Cicak well enough to have lent her money in the past, said Cicak had told her that she went to Dabic for treatment for migraines.

Hmmm. Having an afair by going to an alternate medicine healer to treat migranes...

the dude is JON FREAKIN REDCORN

i'm crackin up so hard