hello exiles. it's me , seran schtocheim reinbach III and as a former member of exiles i'd like to invite you all to seran's 1st annual baby toss! fun for almost all ages! (sorry babies) contestants will be given a sack full of babies and 3 minutes in which to toss them as far as they can. points will be given depending on how many babies they've managed to toss in the time limit , how far thier babies were tosses and how close the contestants themselves resemble me. the winner of this years contest will receive a lifetime supply of things. cant wait to see you there! go exiles!
i've just had a talk with my lawyers and it seems it's not "legal" or "moral" to toss babies. whadevah. no worries exiles because i'ts my pleasure to introduce.....seran's 49th annual puppy eating contest! players will have 3 minutes in which to eat as many shaved puppies as they can. the winner will receive a lifetime supply of dogfood! cant wait to see you there exiles!
i dont know ayd....i think it'll be feesh. it's always the little man who has somethin to prove....you ever see those food eating contest? it's always a tiny asain kid who's like 5 feet tall and 110 lbs who wins........
little? i like how i always think of tim as a fat taru bastid and feesh as a tiny taru and que as a huge nerd.
you know why those little guys win? cause theres no fat around their stomach so their stomach can stretch out further. that is the true fact of the situation.